When aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth, they see dinosaurs.
Is that why there has been no alien contact? Because as far as aliens are concerned, there is legitimately no intelligent life on earth?
son there still isn’t intelligent life on earth
what the fuck do you do if you get your period in space
puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
❝ Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame, whatever the cost.
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
THE CHEER HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS